My picks from #safetytipsforladies on Twitter.
brilliant
ALWAYS REBLOG.
Did I blog this? Well, no matter, it’s amazing.
Remember when?
47567
“Strangest Things”
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake
The boys…
They have arrived….
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?you broke the world
no one twerks like gaston
makes it work like gaston
no one drops down dat booty and jerks like gaston
He be up in the club with that ass gyrating,
My, he so fly, dat Gaston
This speaks to me on a personal level.
no one’s ____’s as incredibly thick as gaston’s
we should do something cute like fuck in a public bathroom
