Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
I was actually just thinking this.
That guy must have flipped out and thought “she’s trying to eat my penis!”
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“Just because I love you and miss you.”
How can you be so adorable when you’re on the other side of the state?
POKEMON!
it’s not a lamp after all…
I can’t even laugh after all these years thinking it was a fricken lamp.
guys guys guys….my mind has been blown.
newbahboobah:thatsmrcouillontoyou:
An exploded frozen Gatorade bottle. Presented without comment.
gotta replenish those erectrolytes
i made way too much gazpacho.
I don’t even have anything to wear this to. But I need it.
I can’t help but imagine this kitten has a really regal meow. It’s the mustache.
And never again.
why would you even say that
what is wrong with you
ohmygod
ALL THE PHEELS!
